Praten en luisteren:
What a woman says:

“This place is a mess! C’mon,

you and I need to clean up.

Your stuff is lying on the floor

and you’ll have no clothes

to wear, if we don’t do laundry right now!”

What a man hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON

blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I

blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES

blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!